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Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."