All jokes
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Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for much of the day until they went past a another building. Our buildings are much bigger than that one too. I thought it might be said the taxi driver, That is the mental institute
Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!