All jokes
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A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
What dog can tell the time ? A watch dog !
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.