All jokes
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Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.
Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.
What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.