All jokes
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Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.