All jokes
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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham.
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.