All jokes
-
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!
What would a pig name a chain of food stores? "Stop "N Slop Markets"
What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.