All jokes
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Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.