All jokes
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Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !