All jokes
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!