All jokes
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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!