All jokes
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!