All jokes
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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'