All jokes
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Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.
What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."