All jokes
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"