All jokes
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.