All jokes
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What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !