All jokes
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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!