All jokes
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What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Where do fish come from? Finland!
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!