All jokes
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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !