All jokes
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access.
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.